wither in the light

Here's a rather detailed article on how to organize a modern sex orgy.

There is some missing information, however, that applies to every good idea, not just orgies:

Step 1:

Run the idea past the women first. If they don't laugh at you or kill you, proceed cautiously to Step 2.

Step 2:

If you can get past Step 1, it almost doesn't matter what Step 2 is.

Ready? GO.