Friday, January 21, 2005

spongebob happypants

Attention parents: right-wing stroke-mag World Net Daily warns that "homosexual activists are using popular children's TV characters such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Barney the dinosaur to surreptitiously indoctrinate young children into their lifestyle".

I actually think that maybe we should listen to what they have to say: after all, who would know better than right wing Christians the damages that can occur when one is exposed to philosophies so bizarre they blur the distinction between fiction and reality? They are also no strangers to indoctrinating young minds with questionable ideas before the child has developed sufficient critical faculties to make their own decisions. It seems like every time I hear moral outrage from the conservatives lately it has less to do with the nominal issue and more to do with their displeasure that others are moving in on their turf and adopting their tactics.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"... who would know better than right wing Christians the damages that can occur when one is exposed to philosophies so bizarre they blur the distinction between fiction and reality?"

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks for cheering up my otherwise dull night.
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