hit the nail right on the head
Truth is stranger than fiction? At this point, I think truth is humping fiction's leg. Someone please tell me this is a joke.
Another Darwin Award semi-finalist somehow managed to nailgun himself in the mouth without noticing. I think we must assume that the nail (further?) severed the 'clue' circuitry in his brain. He did, however, maintain enough functionality to complain about a 'toothache' for six days before going to the dentist.
Well thank fuck for that. This guy's quick-thinking ice-cream judo skills probably saved his life.
Just to be on the safe side, I think I'm going to stock up on Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey... you know, for emergencies.
Another Darwin Award semi-finalist somehow managed to nailgun himself in the mouth without noticing. I think we must assume that the nail (further?) severed the 'clue' circuitry in his brain. He did, however, maintain enough functionality to complain about a 'toothache' for six days before going to the dentist.
"We all are friends, so I thought the (dentists) were joking ... then the doctor came out and said 'There's really a nail,'" Katerina Lawler said. "Patrick just broke down. I mean, he had been eating ice cream to help the swelling."
Well thank fuck for that. This guy's quick-thinking ice-cream judo skills probably saved his life.
Just to be on the safe side, I think I'm going to stock up on Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey... you know, for emergencies.
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