Sunday, April 25, 2004

we don't need no defenestration

A 63-year old middle-school teacher, amused or confused by the way her students were dressed, snapped a photo of her class to record the wackiness for all posterity. When one of the girls in the class questioned the teacher about the picture, the teacher made disparaging remarks about the girl's appearance, which led to an argument between the girl and the teacher. In an effort to restore order and reinforce her position of power in the classroom, the teacher then instructed two boys in the class to throw the girl out the window, which they promptly did out of fear that they would be written up for disobeying the teacher if they refused.

Home-school your kids, people... or pick a one-story school.