Monday, April 05, 2004

epic idiocy

Read the tale of these epic times in 'The Bushiad and The Idyossey':

December's rosy-fingered dawn gently
Brushes sleep from his dream-soaked eyes,
But Resolute George wakes up royally pissed,
Roiling with rage, his insides scorched
By a hot and furious furnace, welding
Purpose ever tighter to his heart.

It goes on and on, just like the real madness of our King George. You should read it - something very much like it will probably be taught to your grandchildren in their history classes. If we aren't all living in fucking caves by then.