Thursday, December 04, 2003

Unsatisfied with ordinary morally-bankrupt lawyers...

... Bush orders genetic breeding of new extra-strength minions.

The military defense team who were assigned to poorly protect the few remaining rights of the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay have been fired by the Pentagon after some on the lawyers made the mistake of actually trying to defend their clients. It seems that some of the lawyers felt that the 'military tribunal' forum, wherein suspects are held without charges and denied access to counsel before being tried in secret proceedings, restricted their ability to defend their clients, so they were sacked.

This is the new America, folks. Bush is Sauron... save the Shire.