Saturday, November 29, 2003

Consumers on the rampage

A woman waiting in line for a DVD-player sale at Walmart was trampled and knocked unconscious by the frenzied press of the post-Thanksgiving-sale-crazed Americans vigorously exercising their right to acquire more lame shit.

Walmart officials offered to put a DVD player on hold for the woman, because they "want her to come back as a shopper."

UPDATE: The woman has been trampled 16 times before; 9 of those times were at a Walmart. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more white-trash...